Zack Sabre Jr: I’ve Been Eating Carrots, I Don’t Need Eyes To See
Zack Sabre Jr. says he doesn’t need eyes to see.
Zack Sabre Jr. says he doesn’t need eyes to see.
On the seventh night of the NJPW New Japan Cup, TMDK (Mikey Nicholls and Zack Sabre Jr.) defeated HOUSE OF TORTURE (Yujiro Takahashi and Ren Narita). The match served as a preview of the New Japan Cup bout between Sabre Jr. and Narita.
In his post-match comments, Sabre Jr. sent a message to Narita and told him he would have to cheat properly in order to beat him.
“Ren-Ren, all right, there be something there. You might have joined the biggest gaggle of buffoons in the entire company, but maybe Ren, maybe little Ren-Ren, this will make you interesting. Because obviously, being a Shibata clone, mini Shibata, that was fucking boring, wasn’t it? But Ren, I want to see the real Ren Narita. You can’t just go around poking people in the eyes, pulling the referee in front, and thinking that’s gonna get the job done. You gonna talk to be about skulduggery? I know all about skullduggery. I was in Suzuki-gun for seven years. If you’re gonna cheat, mate, you better do it properly and take my fucking eyes out. Because I don’t need eyes,” Sabre Jr said.
Mikey Nicholls chimed in by wondering how Sabre Jr. would see things without eyes. Sabre Jr. stated that he ate carrots, so he did not need eyes, as he could see with his fingers. He then noted that Kosei Fujita was absent, but he had Nicholls by his side.
“I’ve been eating carrots. I don’t need eyes. I eat carrots. So I don’t need eyes because I can see with my tekkers [wiggles his fingers], with my god-given tekkers. Ren, you’re gonna have to work very, very, very fucking hard to beat me. EVIL couldn’t do it. He couldn’t do it. Fujita’s not here, but I’ve got Mad Michael,” Sabre Jr. said.
Sabre Jr. previously called Ren Narita the Caravan of Twats. Check out his comments here.
Click here to see what Sabre Jr. had to say about his goal to win the New Japan Cup and the world title.
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