OFF-TRACK: Rusev Has Friends In Low Places, Remains Number 1

Welcome to another edition of

OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN

where I try, and often fail, to be funny
about wrestling

in this episode

RUSEV NUMBER 1
IN OUR HEARTS
AND ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS

So, as we all know, Rusev Number 1.

We don’t know what “elated” means …

… but we do know that Rusev is Number 1.

And now, so does Luke Harper.

If there was any doubt about the Number One-ness of Rusev, it was entirely removed by this video of Rusev singing the Garth Brooks classic “Friends In Low Places” in his car.

It is only a matter of time before Rusev drops an album of 90s country covers, sung in his beautiful Bulgarian brogue.

And I will buy it as soon as it comes out.

And so will you.

Because, as we all know, Rusev Number 1.