Shop AEW Releases Matt Taven Approved Frank Mortos: Attorney at Rawr Shirt
This is Attorney at Rawr terrority, bitch.
ShopAEW has partnered with Matt Taven to release a shirt promoting the best law firm in the entire world, Frank Mortos: Attorney at Rawr. The firm is responsible for getting Matt Taven out of jail in Guadalajara, Mexico.
NEW ARRIVAL! Check out @MattTaven’s Frank Mortos Testimonial shirt that just dropped at https://t.co/9hHlXpcSbp! https://t.co/8vEwGsbXwA#ShopAEW #AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWRampage #AEWCollision pic.twitter.com/BhCHSimdE2
— ShopAEW.com (@ShopAEW) September 19, 2024
If you need the beast for justice, just dial 1-800-555-RAWR. Just make sure to avoid calling on Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday night, as Frank Mortos is often putting on heaters inside of an AEW ring.
Get washed, Mark Sterling.
If you missed anything from the September 18 edition of AEW Dynamite, where Mortos competed, catch up on the show by clicking here.
