Sean Ross Sappdown Live (4/4): SMACKDOWN AFTER MANIA PODCAST NOTES!

Opening segment

• No American Alpha on the show. I'd switch them with Gallows & Anderson
• Orton cuts a promo, but Wyatt challenges him to a House of Horrors match. Can't be any worse than what we saw Sunday
• Wyatt shows up in the ring. Erick Rowan is back and attacks Orton.
• We're back to this Harper hates Rowan shit. Worked out wonderfully last time
• WHY WOULD HARPER AND ORTON LIKE EACH OTHER.
• Teddy Long should have announced this match.

Backstage crappenings

• Miz and Maryse say Cena only proposed to save face. They're calling him out tonight.
• Mojo Rawley is interviewed. This is cringeworthy with Dasha and Mojo talking about partying.

Smackdown Women's Championship
Naomi (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

• Naomi is a real indicator of what adding some offense does. Her corner bulldog is great.
• Little things like Alexa working over a leg with moves we don't usually see is excellent, too.
• Too many fake hair colors. That should be a signature, not the norm.
• Naomi wins with her neat submission.
• Can't imagine how this week has been for Naomi. Good for her.

Tye Dillinger defeated Curt Hawkins

• THE PERFECT TEN!
• The perfect crowd for a debut, too.
• Dillinger has some offense that will stay, some that will go, but having a nice chant is a good start.
• He wins. Yay. I wonder if he'll get to keep that finish, since AJ Styles uses it.

NAKAMURA

• Oh my god, Miz even ran like Cena. They're dressed up as Cena and Nikki, by the way.
• Maryse even has Nikki's posture down.
• Who knew Miz would be a better Mizdow than the one he had?
• They cut a great promo, go to leave and then….
• Nakamura.
• Lee England is there, too. I hope they fly in Kay Suzuki sometime as well.
• Great reaction. Miz and Maryse leave.

Street Fight
Baron Corbin defeated Dean Ambrose

• Dean Ambrose is a founding member of the Shield? Is there any other kind of member?
• Ambrose hits maybe his best suicide dive, in part because of Ambrose's sell.
• We come back and Corbin drives Ambrose through a table.
• Baron Corbin starts beating Ambrose with a strap.
• Ambrose lands an elbow through a table.
• End of Days, Corbin wins.
• Yeah, this fits a lot better for them.

Shane and AJ

• Shane McMahon is out to address the Supe Shake.
• AJ Styles wants to stay on Smackdown.
• AJ shakes Shane's hand and makes him flinch.
• I'd love if the Superstar shakeup sent Apollo Crews and Dana Brooke back to NXT. Both need it.
• They're making this happen as soon as Cena takes time off. 

Randy Orton & Luke Harper vs. The Wyatt Family

• Tag team main events back to back nights. Fart noises.
• Really hoping, needing a Rowan or Harper turn. 
• We get a commercials break, then Harper hitting both Wyatt Family members, so womp womp womp.
• He also poses before a dive which makes it an awkward wait.
• Rowan is a guy that is always evolving his offense as well. For better or for worse.
• Otunga busted out the "enemy of my enemy" line. Shit.
• The lights go out, Bray is on the ramp. Superkick from Harper on Rowan, then Orton gets an RKO for a pin. Ok.
• This was Smackdown 2015 main event stuff