Russo: Total Bellas? More Like Total Boobies

I'm an early riser, sometimes I'm up before 5 am even rolls around. I just can't sleep. I've always had a problem sleeping. I don't know . . . is it that I think I might be missing something every time I close my eyes? And, if so . . . what?

So yesterday morning, before the sun even rose, I was surfing my cable stations that had nothing to offer outside of Dr. Phil re-runs on OWN. With nothing grabbing my attention I went over to On DeMand, remembering that the first episode of Total Bellas recently debuted on E. See, here's where everybody is full of !@#$%. The only reason Total Bellas was on my radar was because I knew that without ANY UNCERTAINTY, Nicki Bella would be showing boobage from the beginning, through the middle, to the end. Nicki has made a career of having it, flaunting it, and GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sasha Banks wants to talk about a "Women's Revolution", do me a favor, keep the fake fighting, Sasha, I'm much more interested in being entertained by a luscious, vivacious, successful, vibrant, confident beautiful woman who KNOWS who she is, and has NO PROBLEM telling us AND showing us every week.

If you think I'm a perv, think I'm a perv. I started loving beautiful women probably in the sixth grade. I look at them as beautiful works of art. My thoughts aren't, and have never been impure. I just greatly respect the beauty of the female that God both created, and gave life to. Nicki's gorgeous–plain and simple. And, I say that with absolutely no lust in my heart at all. She's pleasing to the eye, and comes across as even more attractive due to her confidence, drive and ambition. You see—beautiful women can be strong as well. And, just because you can flip, flop and fly, doesn't mean you're a better person than anyone else.

Bellas is far and away more entertaining them RAW, and guess what—it even has characters and storylines throughout. Story–Brie and Daniel move into John and Nicki's house as Nicki recovers from neck surgery. Characters–the always likeable Daniel Bryan, the classy Brie Bella, the hot mom, and Johnny Ace who worked EVERYBODY to be a part of the ensemble. Then, of course, there's John Cena, the ABSOLUTE HEEL of the show. In his "Head of the Household" role, Cena makes Joan "Mommy Dearest" Crawford look like Shirley Partridge with his rules and regulations, including the proper footwear to wear to his once-a-week formal dinners. No doubt the WWE is attempting to show a different side of Cena as nobody–in their right mind–would act this way.

I don't know—should I swap RAW for Bellas? No doubt watching Nicki bounce around for an hour once a week is worth my time, but, outside of that what will there be to talk about. Main ingredient missing is conflict, being that they all get along, yeah, they can create it . . . but, how real will it come across? But then again, how real does ANY wrestling match come across on RAW these days?