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The Rock Clangs And Bangs With Santa Claus In Promotional Video For Project Rock 6 Shoes

The Rock is getting into the holiday spirit.

The Rock is getting into the holiday spirit.

In a post on Instagram, The Rock posted a video of himself working out with someone who appeared to be a swoll version of Santa Claus.

In the video, the former WWE Champion narrates a Christmas-themed poem about Santa and his brother “Dwanta.” The Rock wrote that he and Santa “clang and bang” to get Santa ready for Christmas. “The Great One” noted that Santa was wearing some of his Project Rock PR6 sneakers during the training.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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The poem is as follows:

‘Twas the night before Christmas and just where is Santa? He’s at the Iron Paradise with his little brother, Dwanta.

 

Every year before his ride it’s a family tradition. Get Santa awoke as f***, that’s Dwanta’s mission. I got him Project Rock’s brand-new PR6. Screw them ugly boots, he’s got my dope-ass new kicks. Clanging and banging till we’re nearly delirious. His farts smell like peppermint. You know I’m totally serious.

 

We did bicep curls and thought about burpees. He told me about that time an elf gave him herpes. It was a glorious night filled with blood, sweat, and cheer. I said, ‘You jolly old bastard, I’ll see you next year.

With Santa and Dwanta both jacked and good-looking, we said, ‘Merry Christmas to all,’ if you smell what we’re cooking.

“Dwanta” concluded the post by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and encouraging people to avoid getting herpes from an elf.

“Santa” was actually trainer Mike Ryan, and The Rock said that he is one of his greatest training partners.

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