People are Showing Up at The Sanctuary of Broken Matt Hardy’s Genesis, Looking to Get Deleted
Something as off-the-wall genius as the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick was always destined to spawn legions of superfans, and it looks like those broken chickens are coming home to roost.
Last Saturday, Matt’s wife Reby was awakened in the early in the morning by her baby’s cries. King Maxel was not hungry, he was not teething, nor did his royal diaper need changing.
No, in this case, the young king was aroused by a knock at the door. Who could it have been? Was it a loyal citizen of Maxel’s kingdom, looking to bestow a gift upon his benevolent ruler?
Since Maxel already received an “Extraordinary Xylophone” for his birthday on the day of the Final Deletion, perhaps our gift giver wanted to fill out the band…
With a Tremendous Trumpet…
Or a Unique Ukulele…
Or a Phenomenal Flute.
But alas, the visitor was not bearing gifts. He was here to see Broken Matt Hardy or the Obsolete Mule, Brother Nero, Jeff Hardy. Neither man was home at the time, Matt because he was out of town, and Jeff because he doesn’t live there. He lives nearby, at a palatial estate complete with lovingly manicured lawn …
Well, it used to be lovingly manicured. Not so much anymore, though.
It is also possible that this visitor was looking to learn from Matt and Jeff, to train with them, to become part of something greater, a space monkey looking for a Project Mayhem, if you will.
Regardless of this man’s intentions, his presence was unwanted, and that is not cool.
Reby was spooked by this univited guest and quickly called the police:
When the police arrived, the “fan” was nowhere to be found. It’s possible he may return…
… But for his sake, we hope not.
Reby don’t play that.
By Alex Pawlowski
