Mick Foley Says Joey Ryan’s Barbwire-Proof Penis Is The Most “Believable Monster In The Business” Besides Braun

Welcome to another edition of

OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN

where I talk about the kayfabe superpowers
belonging to wrestlers' genitals

in this episode

JOEY RYAN'S PENIS
IS STRONGER THAN BARBED WIRE
AND MICK FOLEY IS IMPRESSED

So in case you didn't know, according to wrestling canon, indie darling Joey Ryan–who you may know best from his work on Lucha Underground or as Mr. Monopoly in Netflix's GLOW–has a penis that is basically the Incredible Hulk.

And apparently, not only does Ryan's male member possess the gift of Super Strength, but it is also made of Adamantium, the unbreakable material that composes the skeleton of Wolverine.

Because a Coast To Coast, delivered to a Trash Can, adjacent to a Barbwire Baseball Bat, stuffed down the trunks of Joey Ryan, only served to make the mustachioed one angry.

There's a longer clip of this seminal moment in wrestling history up at the top of the page.

Now, a fan saw this on Twitter and decided to alert Mick Foley, who knows a little something about the toughness of Barbwire Baseball Bats.

Mick Foley was impressed.

Ball's in your court, PWI.

Or should I say Penis.

The Penis is in your court.