Lance Storm To Vince McMahon: We Are Reality Based, How Do We Convince People I Now Have A Large Penis?

In 2003, it was revealed that Lance Storm has a large penis on WWE television as he exited the shower. 

The storyline(?) was part of Lance’s newfound partnership with Val Venis.

Twitter user @Justin_SofOK posted a GIF of the big reveal and Lance shared some behind the scenes details on how WWE strayed from being reality based. 

True Story: They made a skin coloured thong for me to wear because they wanted the full naked shot, which they would censor (digitize) We did countless takes with me in the thong. In the end they never shot me below the waist. I could have wore jeans. –‍ https://t.co/m7Sl7n16It

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 30, 2020

I tried to get out of this angle and went to Vince
Me “Hey Vince, I thought we were supposed to be reality based”
VKM “We are, what do you mean?”
Me “I’ve been wearing spandex on TV for a decade. How are we supposed to convince people I now have a large penis?”
VKM: —-

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 30, 2020

Does Lance Storm have a large penis? 

The world may never know.