Lana Fakes “Pregnancy,” Cuts Best WWE Promo In Ages On Raw
Lana’s pregnant! Or is she?
As if the Lana/Rusev/Bobby Lashley saga couldn’t get any weirder, Lana went out and announces her pregnancy in what will surely be described as one of the best promos in WWE in a very long time.
Lana spoke about she has been having sex with Lashley for seven weeks (and reminding us multiple times that she has S-E-X) and that she’s actually nine weeks pregnant. Lana did not sound happy when she described the 15-pound little Machka brat that is inside of her.
This child’s life…is off to a rough start.#RAW @LanaWWE @RusevBUL pic.twitter.com/62YKOTq94o
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) November 12, 2019
.@LanaWWE delivers a SHOCKING announcement in the middle of the ring on #Raw!
What could this mean for @fightbobby & @RusevBUL?! pic.twitter.com/KU51qZCC90
— WWE (@WWE) November 12, 2019
After Rusev came out and tried to make sense of it all, Lana slapped Rusev and Lashley came out to help attack Rusev. Once the dust settled, Lana made a comment about she’s actually not pregnant, laughing at Rusev for believing her.
“I cannot BELIEVE he believed I was pregnant!” – @LanaWWE
…WHAT?! #RAW pic.twitter.com/CbigYmuZsT
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) November 12, 2019
So….congrats to Lana on a successful plan of attack?
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