Kevin Owens Thinks John Cena’s Neck Will Be Fine Because He’s A Transformer

So last night in his #1 Contendership Match with Shinsuke Nakamura, John Cena nearly died.

SERIOUSLY.

But don’t worry. He’s okay. Because of course he is. He’s John Cena.

He was okay enough to give Baron Corbin an AA through the announce table like five minutes after that.

See? Like it never even happened.

And why? Why did that botched reverse exploder suplex where John Cena landed with all of his weight coming down on his neck NOT kill him?

Well, Kevin Owens has an idea.

A little valuable context: John Cena is starring in a Transformers spin-off prequel thing, though his specific role hasn’t been announced.

Cena himself replied to Owens’ Tweet and pointedly DID NOT DENY that he his a Transformer.

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE INDEED.

Seriously, though. Super glad John Cena isn’t paralyzed.