Johnny Swinger Unveils ‘Swinger’s Dungeon’ On 3/17 IMPACT Wrestling, Not Endorsed By Lance Storm
Johnny Swinger is ready to train the next generation of professional wrestlers.
Ever since Swinger’s Palace closed down, Swinger has been searching for a new purpose and passion in IMPACT Wrestling. Well, he appears to have found it. During the March 17 episode of IMPACT, Swinger announced that his new school, Swinger’s Dungeon, is now open.
In addition to Swinger, guest trainers he advertising include Bruce Hart, “Dr. D” David Schultz, High Voltage, Keith Hart, Tony Chimel, Leo Burke, Frank The Butcher, One of the Colossal Kongs, Georgia Hart, and Bob Seger.
Lance Storm then appeared and said that he has never been to Swinger’s Dungeon, nor does he endorse it.
Johnny says that spots are filling up quick, so don’t send your cash to “Old Man Stu,” send it to him in a self-addressed envelope to “Swinger’s Dungeon, P.O. Box 69.”
In conclusion, Johnny shared that he didn’t even need the advertisement as he has just had people showing up, especially intergender tag teams and Demolition marks. Poor ole’ Swingman hasn’t quite caught on that he’s attracting a very different type of clientele.
Did someone say school!?
.@swinger_johnny‘s dungeon is now open! #IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/k7AaDyppeI
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) March 18, 2022
Earlier in the night, Zicky Dice came to the realization that if he wants to get better he may need to attend a wrestling school. Could he potentially be Swinger’s first pupil? Only time will tell.
.@ZickyDice is going back to school! #IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/58yLH1hPRT
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) March 18, 2022
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