Every Madcap Moss Joke Told On WWE TV In 2022

Do you like to laugh? If so, you probably came to the wrong place. 

Ever since winning his fortune back, Happy Corbin has had Madcap Moss, his joke-telling friend, by his side. Each week, Corbin comes out and asks Madcap to share a joke with the audience. This here is a list of every joke he has told on WWE programming in 2022, whether it be Raw, SmackDown, PPV, The Bump, or anything else. 

So, without further ado, enjoy (if you can).

• I hear that Atlanta is the biggest city in Georgia. It’s funny, though, I didn’t know they were basing that on weight. (WWE Day 1 – January 1, 2022)
• In America, when you’re the greatest of all time, they call you the GOAT. Do you know what they call a GOAT in Scotland? Drew McIntyre’s prom date. (WWE Day 1 – January 1, 2022)
• After I beat Drew tonight, he’s going to fall so far off the map, he’s going to have to change his name to Who McIntyre. (WWE Day 1 – January 1, 2022)
• Actually, when I was walking around earlier, at the Mohegan Sun, I saw a couple good looking ladies. Do you know what you call a good-looking lady at the Mohegan Sun? An out-of-town visitor. (WWE Talking Smack – January 8, 2022)
• What do you call the New Day when it’s just Sir Kofi in the ring alone, so scared to face me in a match that he loses control of his bowels? The Poo Day. (WWE SmackDown – January 14, 2022)
• If Kofi started a Garth Brooks cover band, do you know what song he’d sing? Friends In No Places. (WWE SmackDown – January 21, 2022)
• What do you call Drew McIntyre when we injure him so bad that he can’t pee standing up? The Squatish Warrior. (WWE SmackDown – January 28, 2022)
• What does a criminal found not guilty have in common with the main event of WrestleMania? They’re both going to get off Scot free. (WWE SmackDown – February 4, 2022)
• What does Drew McIntyre’s bad neck have in common with a popular breakfast cereal? They both go ‘Snap, Crackle, Pop.’ (WWE SmackDown – February 18, 2022)
• What do you call the SmackDown Warrior Drew McIntyre when he chickens out of his WrestleMania match? The Backdown Warrior. (WWE SmackDown – March 4, 2022)
• What do you call an episode of Happy Talk that puts everyone to sleep? Nappy Talk. (WWE SmackDown – March 18, 2022)
• What do you call a Battle Royal named after the smartest Texans around? A Cattle Royal. (WWE SmackDown – April 1, 2022)
• Do you know the only move that can save Drew tonight? The Praymore. (WrestleMania 38 Kickoff – April 2, 2022)
• Drew, he’s so Scottish and he’s so arrogant. Do you know what instrument he plays? The Bragpipes. (WrestleMania 38 Kickoff – April 2, 2022)
• Happy is going to run Drew from pillar to post tonight. He’s going to wear him out. He’s going to have nothing left in the tank. We’re not going to call him Drew McIntyre anymore. No, we’re going to call him Drew McIntired. (WrestleMania 38 Kickoff – April 2, 2022)

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