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Bryan Danielson: Matt Menard Is Cosmically Impotent And Can’t Blow Up The Moon

Bryan Danielson loves messing with people mentally. 

On television, Bryan Danielson likes to get into the head of his opponents to try and create a sense of self-doubt before he steps into the ring with them. 

Not much changes behind the scenes for Danielson. 

“I enjoy breaking people mentally. Even backstage, for example, this last week, Matt Menard was like, ‘Bro, why are always busting my balls?’ I can break him mentally by telling him that he is cosmically impotent and that he couldn’t blow up the moon. ‘You can’t blow up the moon. You’re cosmically impotent.’ It’s a wild, stupid assertion, and of course, none of us could blow the moon. I can’t blow up the moon. He can’t blow up the moon. Elon Musk can’t blow up the moon. None of us can blow up the moon. ‘Dude, why are you always on my ass?’ It’s just one of these joys that I have. Breaking people mentally,” Danielson said on AEW Unrestricted

Now, an official list of Comisically Impotent people according to Bryan Danielson: 

Danielson is set to face Eddie Kingston, who is a bum but not officially cosmically impotent, at AEW Revolution. 

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