Bryan Danielson: I Am A Master Of World Domination
Bryan Danielson dominates the world.
Bryan Danielson is widely considered as one of the best wrestlers of all time, but did you know that he is also a master of world domination?
Speaking to Powerhouse Hobbs on the Power Hour, Danielson was asked about his favorite board games.
Danielson named Risk, and detailed why by saying, “I am a master of world domination. Even when I don’t intent to dominate the world, I just end up doing it, which is how I’m here in front of all of you today and why any of you would care to even listen to this podcast or me on any podcast, is because I’ve mastered world domination without trying. That’s how good I am at Risk. Risk has taught those valuable life lessons as far as how important Madagascar is in the world of dominating things.”
Note to everyone, don’t play Risk with Bryan Danielson.
Despite his expertise in Risk world domination, he admitted during the interview that he is not great at chess.
Elsewhere during the interview, Danielson talked about flaccid penises, because, of course, he did.
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