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EFFY Is Fine With Not Wrestling Jeff Jarrett: I’m Not Jobbing To The ‘Spring Breakers’ Youth Pastor

EFFY is not playing Jeff Jarrett’s game.

Jeff Jarrett debuted in GCW at Die 4 This by hitting EFFY over the head with a guitar. Most would assume that this would lead to a match between the two but Effy said it’s 2022, and he’s not playing that shit.

In a new promo released on Twitter, EFFY, who is fine, explains why he wants no part of Jeff Jarrett.

“On the very first day of the year, EFFY was fine. Absolutely fine. So good and so fine in fact that I was going to enter a rumble, a rumble where I could be the number one contender and GCW Champion, maybe in the middle of Hammerstein. Haha. But you took it. I turned around, I faced a guitar. I took it to the head and I was drugged by my neck to the ground by none other than slap nuts himself, Jeff Jarrett. I could say, ‘Why, Jeff, why would you show up?’ but everybody knows why, Jeff, because you’re a clout vampire. Because anything with heat, anything getting hot, anything making money in this business, you’ll attach yourself to it. You’ll throw your bad ideas on it, you’ll run into the ground and you’ll make sure it’s dead. A bunch of these guys, well, they probably mark out if they got hit with a guitar by Jeff Jarrett. But EFFY don’t care, baby, EFFY don’t want to be jobbing out to the freaking Spring Breakers youth pastor, to slap nuts himself, to the dumb little ribbon man, I don’t want any of it. I don’t want Jeff Jarrett in my life and I don’t want to have a match with Jeff Jarrett. So, Jeff, I’m not giving you any of it. You probably did pick the wrong one, Jeff, you picked EFFY.”

He added, “You picked EFFY and EFFY doesn’t care about the past or the legends or the veterans or making my clout rub and getting a picture for my memoir. I don’t care, Jeff Jarrett. So in Hammerstein for Game Changer, I’ll be there. I’ll be hanging out. I’ll be wrestling. I’ll be making my historic moment and you’ll have none of it. Because this is where it ends. This is where I don’t play the wrestling trope. This is where I don’t fall into the same path as every other dipshit in this business. Jeff, you get nothing. You got a picture with EFFY. You got a shot on my head and you got good footage of you doing a guitar hit but you won’t get a match. You won’t get EFFY at  Hammerstein and you won’t get EFFY’s attention further. This is it. This is all. EFFY is fine and Jeff Jarrett still won’t get anything. Outlaw or not, you’re not cool enough for EFFY. EFFY is the future and EFFY’s fans don’t need it. EFFY is fine! Stay away, Jeff. I want no more with you.”

On his podcast, Jeff Jarrett called EFFY “ entitled.” Learn more about what he has to say here. Jeff Jarrett will also appear in Chicago at Say You Will.

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