Alex Pawlowski

Main Event Recap, 8/3: Breezus Saves, Ascension Currently Not Hype

Welcome to the Main Event Recap where I watch Main Event so you won’t have to. Previously on Main Event:  The Hype Bros made their debut and Got Stayed Hype all up in the Vaudevillains grill. Tyler Breeze was superkicked to death…

Umm, What?: John Cena on The Late Show, Comparing Penis Sizes With Stephen Colbert

John Cena was a guest on Thursday’s episode of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, plugging Summerslam on the WWE Network. Note: If you just came here for the penis size comparison talk, scroll to the red text. He came…

CruiserWeight Classic Heavyweight Reaction, 8/3: The True Test of a Friendship Is Being Kneed Really Hard In The Face

Welcome to the weekly CruiserWeight Classic Heavyweight Reaction, where I take you through last night’s matches in what I have come to call the Olympics of Professional Wrestling. Why is it the Heavyweight Reaction?  Because I’m a big dude, and I’m…

CruiserWeight Classic Live Coverage 8/3: Johnny Gargano vs Tommaso Ciampa

Hello there. I’m Alex Pawlowski and welcome to the Cruiserweight Classic Live Coverage for August 3rd. Previously on The Cruiserweight Classic: We found out that Zack Sabre Jr is the Houdini of Wrestling, and Brian Kendrick is a total a-hole.…

SmackDown React-Down, 8/2: Not a Dumpster Fire This Time.

Welcome to the weekly SmackDown React-Down, where I take you through all of the Tuesday night happenings on SmackDown Live. Previously on The SmackDown React-Down: I may have over-reacted just a touch when I said that Smackdown “sh*t the bed so…

Uncooked Raw Reaction 8/1: Outta Somewhere

Welcome to the weekly Uncooked Raw Reaction for August 1st, where I’ll take you through everything that happened on Monday Night in order of self-proclaimed importance. Last week’s Raw might have been the best Raw ever. This one … was…

RAW RESULTS 8/1: Brock Lesnar Returns, Seth Rollins vs Sami Zayn, A Reigns-Rusev Feud Brewing?

Welcome to the LIVE COVERAGE OF MONDAY NIGHT RAW! Now with Disqus! That’s right people, now you can sound off in the comments section below and debate the merits of the booking decisions like a real professional wrestling journalist! In…

Puff Daddy Appearing on Raw Next Week, “New Era” Continues Unabated

As first reported by RollingStone and confirmed on WWE.com, Sean “Puffy” “Puff Daddy” “P. Diddy” “Diddy” Combs will be appearing on next week’s episode of Monday Night Raw, emanating from The Honda Center in Anaheim, CA. Because when Vincent Kennedy…

WWE Weekend House Show Results

Here are the Weekend House Results, featuring Dean Ambrose vs Chris Jericho in a Streetfight and a Triple Threat between Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and AJ Styles. Main Event finish. #WWESavannah pic.twitter.com/nNVe3gKSHi — Wrestling Showgram (@WrestleShowgram) July 31, 2016 Winners in…

Lucha Underground’s Brian Cage Speaks Out About Being Released By WWE, What He Loves About LU, and Who His Dream Match Would Be

Brian Cage, better known as They Call Him Cage (He’s Not Man He’s A Machine) on Lucha Underground, is one of the more talented big men in wrestling. He’s had battles with Johnny Mundo (John Morrison) and Prince Puma (Ricochet) and he went…