Sean Ross SappDown: New Rumble Entrants, Cena vs. Corbin, Terrible Match

Ambrose Asylum

• We get the usual cutesy stuff out of Ambrose.
• Miz comes out and threatens legal action, good heel stuff here.
• Both men enter the Royal Rumble, which is pretty stacked early on. 
• Miz attacks Dean Ambrose. Nothing great, but solid.

Nikki and Natalya

• These two were best friends? Eh? Why? No they weren't.
• They beat the crap out of each other, a pretty good brawl.
• Natalya stands tall for once! Great!

 Dolph Ziggler speaks, loses to Kalisto

• Dasha Fuentes messed up again. Jeez. What is it they like about her? There are plenty of qualified people who can do that job.
• Ziggler doesn't speak. I'm intrigued.
• Ziggler has changed up his in-ring style. Long overdue.
• He had some nice scummy offense, but Kalisto surprises him with a pin.
• Dolph attacks Kalisto, and then Crews, who tries to make the save.

Smackdown Tag Team Championships
American Alpha (c) defeated Wyatt Family (w/ Luke Harper)

• American Alpha did a backstage promo. It wasn't bad.
• WWE used a weird entrance angle that shows how much smaller their arenas are these days.
• God, Otunga is terrible on color commentary.
• Gable and Wyatt work really well together. I guess it's been a while since I've seen someone have that type of chemistry with Bray Wyatt.
• This was just an interesting, good match overall. It teased dissension between the Wyatt Family.
• JBL called Orton one of the great "closers" in WWE history. I like that tagline.
• American Alpha capitalize on Orton/Wyatt miscommunication and win.
• Harper accidentally kicks Wyatt, who sells it like a million bucks.

Big Match Booked

• Becky and Alexa next week in a steel cage for the title.
• Yeah, they forced another Golden Globes reference. Ugh

Carmella (w/ James Ellsworth) beat Thunderkitty

• Ellsworth helped Carmella win. This is good stuff.
• Thunderkitty was terrible in this match. From executing moves, to rolling out of the ring, to taking moves.
• Someone should tell her the point of a kickout is to get your shoulders up.
• Carmella submits her and I'm willing to bet she won't get more extra work there for a while.
• If you wondered why WWE laid off of enhancement talents for a while, when you see someone who has been around that long and sucks that bad, that's why.
• Ellsworth is going on a shopping spree. He says he hasn't bought a new suit since the time he was supposed to graduate high school.

Baron Corbin vs. John Cena 

• Corbin cut a pretty good promo before the match. He had a lot more authority.
• Corbin dominated this match. It's a different style than we've seen lately, because Cena is composed much differently.
• Cena with a nice tornado DDT!
• AJ Styles calls out Mauro Ranallo for incorrectly calling a sidewalk slam a Deep Six. He did it in a way that didn't bury Ranallo.
• Cena. AA. Pin. Well. Okay.