Crazy Vince McMahon Stories Highlighted On Twitter; Includes Vince Pooping Pants Prior To Raw Promo
Thread highlighting crazy Vince McMahon stories goes viral on social media.
Twitter user Allan (@allan_cheapshot) posted a thread of Twitter recalling crazy Vince McMahon stories from the past. The stories are collected from various accounts over the years.
Crazy Vince McMahon Stories [thread] pic.twitter.com/rjXwosHBeu
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
Vince once raced former WWE writer @courtbauer on an open highway. Vince boxed in Court so that Court was heading straight for road construction. Court had to slam on the brakes to avoid an accident. Vince sped off, having “won” the race by almost killing a guy.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
This apparently shocked the hell out of Vince, who had no idea Asian porn sites existed. (2/2).
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
He then had to go out to the ring and do a promo! JR said that all the production people in his headphones told him about it, and that they were instructed to keep the camera shots ABOVE Vince’s waistline for the entire promo.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
One time he got drunk and urinated on Ric Flair‘s hotel bed.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
CM Punk told a story of when he, the Undertaker, JBL, Edge, and Vince all had to room together when they were doing Tribute to the Troops, and Punk couldn’t sleep because everyone was snoring, except for Vince, who kept laughing at his own farts.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
Jim Cornette was at Vince’s house & Vince had somebody from the cable company working on the TV because the sound wouldn’t work. The guy came up to Vince holding the remote control and explained to him what a mute button was and that the mute was on. Vince gave him a $100 tip.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
just the foulest smell and loudest farts and Todd, in a weird mood from his failed interview with Vince, pipes up “Hey buddy, how about a courtesy flush!?” Then after a few seconds of silence Vince’s unmistakable cackle from behind the stall door.
Pettingill got the job (2/2).
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
The tussle awoke a nearby Undertaker from his sleep, who woke up thinking the two were in a legitimate fight. To save his boss, Undertaker started choking out Angle. Taker didn’t let him go until Angle’s eyes glazed over and Vince pleaded with Taker that this was all in good fun.
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
When @Ryback22 met Rod McMahon; Vince’s brother, and told Vince the story. pic.twitter.com/U9OVqZ6yR3
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) May 6, 2019
The thread currently has over 1,500 retweets and 3,4000 likes.
