Karrion Kross Just Wants A Turbo Man For Christmas

The hottest toy of the winter isn’t the latest iPhone or MetaQuest. 

No, for the 28th straight year, it’s Turbo Man. 

Karrion Kross must get his hands on Turbo Man. 

I have a situation here… — pic.twitter.com/mac7oDFyru

— Scarlett Bordeaux (@Lady_Scarlett13) November 22, 2024

This did not go well at all.

I hope all his reindeers collectively fart backwards into his face this year.

This isn’t fair. pic.twitter.com/7x8nBxJhqi

— Karrion Kross (@realKILLERkross) November 22, 2024

It appears Santa could only deliver Booster or Dementor to Kross. Maybe WWE Hall of Famer Arnold Schwarzenegger can help Kross out. 

Everyone have a happy and safe holiday as you jingle all the way to the stores to get your Christmas shopping done.