Mansoor To Buddy Matthews: No Attractive Woman Will Ever Want You, Let Alone A Super Duper Hot One

MxM Collection say they’re undefeated, both in Fashion Fights and life.

MxM Collection say they’re undefeated, both in Fashion Fights and life.

In a digital exclusive, MxM Collection commented on their loss.

Mason Madden: Gosh dang it, mother-flippers, cheese and rice.

Mansoor: Come here, come here. Look at this. [Points to forehead]. This right here is not a pimple, it is a welt from the knees of Buddy Matthews, that got bogan bastard.

Madden: Dirty Australian knee.

Mansoor: Shouldn’t be allowed to go hit a person in the face in a Fashion Fight. You’re not allowed to hit the judges in a Fashion Fight. That’s a disqualification. They should have been disqualified. In a Ring of Honor Pure [Rules] match, you can’t just punch Christopher Daniels in the face. What would happen? The match would end. We should have won that match. Shouldn’t be allowed to go hit a person in the face in a Fashion Fight. You’re not allowed to hit the judges in a Fashion Fight. That’s a disqualification. They should have been disqualified. In a Ring of Honor Pure [Rules] match, you can’t just punch Christopher Daniels in the face. What would happen? The match would end. We should have won that match.

Madden: No, no. We won that match. We are 1-0 in Friday Night Fashion Fights. Nobody can prove me wrong.

Mansoor: That’s right. Let me tell you something else. House of Black, Buddy Matthews, you may have won the match, but we won the game of life. You want to know why? Because beautiful people all over the world want us. They want to kiss us in the mouth. No attractive woman will ever want you, let alone a super duper hot one. Brody King, you nerd. You like to play Magic the Gathering? Well guess what, I got a card game for you. Yu-Gi-Oh-take-a-shower because you’re a stinky sack of crap. The Acclaimed, we’re coming for your asses next. Nobody touches our tips and gets away with it. The entire tag team [division] in AEW, if you’re a tag team, we’re coming after you. Don’t hit my face! Don’t hit my face.

Madden then carried Mansoor away so they could regroup after their loss.

Buddy Matthews is married to WWE star Rhea Ripley. 

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