Sean Ross Sappdown Live (8/15): CASH IN!, The Last Fashion Peaks, Match Ratings, More

Jinder Mahal

• Ahh. "You people." Original.
• He brings out people to dance and celebrate. Also an old lady to sing India's national anthem.
• She gets booed. 
• Timely, WWE. 
• This was absolute lowest common denominator garbage. 

Natalya defeated Becky Lynch
3.25/10

• Naomi is out for commentary. 
• During the commercial, Natalya treats the match like a commercial.  
• Natalya wins. Naomi says she'll win Sunday because "she has the glow."
• I don't know what that means.
• Carmellsworth come out and tease a Summerslam cash-in. They might need it. The women's division is flat and generic right now. 

Backstage crappenings

• Tamina re-asks a question. THEY DON'T FEAR ME? Lana is going to coach her to a title shot.
• I really enjoy Daniel Bryan and the Usos friendship, instead of WWE ignoring what we saw from them on Talking Smack.
• Fashion Peaks ended, and I guess Breezango are back in two weeks. 

Rusev and Chad Gable go to a double countout

• Rusev beats up Gable and they get counted out.
• Rusev clears off the table and moves the monitors to…………put Gable in the Accolade on top of it? This has been a weird show. 
• Orton shows up and hits an RKO mid-Rusev promo. 

AJ's apology

• Shane McMahon tells AJ Styles there's no reason to apologize. 
• There's a lot of passive aggressive dialogue as Kevin Owens comes out and kisses Shanes' ass.
• This is all good, Shane has become much more comfortable on the mic.
• Shane says he won't hesitate to defend himself at Summerslam, and urges AJ and KO to shake hands.
• KO ends up accidentally kicking Shane, after McMahon blocked an errant Styles punch.
• Really enjoyable.

Usos defeated New Day (w/ Big E)
5.25/10

• Kofi and Xavier were referred to as the "speed team" of New Day.
• Their offense was quick and often, which unleashed rapid "OH!" shots from Phillips. 
• Usos do so well at making you like them outside the ring, but making you hate them inside it.
• They go low on Kofi and get the win. They'll be facing Xavier and Big E at Summerslam

John Cena defeated Jinder Mahal via DQ
5/10

• The commentary team was told to say "one of the biggest matches in Smackdown history."
• The beginning of Cena-Mahal — a test of strength — is a Vince wet dream.
• Samir drops Cena with a punch. Another dove cries.
• If I'm a WWE wrestler, I have the "don't throw wild looping punches" at Cena think scouted. 
• The Singh brothers are caught grabbing Cena and are ejected.
• Jinder Mahal kicks out of the AA. Cena hits a super AA, but Corbin interferes and attacks Cena.
• Corbin is cashing in!!!

WWE Championship Match
Jinder Mahal (c) defeated Baron Corbin

• Corbin is distracted and Mahal rolls up Corbin
• Jinder Mahal's win over Baron Corbin took 5.74 seconds.