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The Rock Sings About Cry Babies, Ja Morant, And More In Rock Concert On 3/15/2024 WWE SmackDown

The Rock returned to Memphis, Tennessee. Memphis is not so far from Music City and The Rock decided to grace the home of Graceland with a good old-fashioned Rock concert. 

The Rock was accompanied by members of the band War and Treaty

As he typically does, Rock covered all “true stories” in his lyrics and everything from Cody Rhodes’ mom to the main event of WrestleMania XL was covered. 

Below, fans can see the comedic lyrics delivered by “The Great One.” 

The Rock is going to come and lay the smacketh down,
On your blonde Cody ass and your best friend The Clown,
I’m gonna whip your ass and break that back,
or maybe I’ll just beat you with my fanny pack

Dusty’s youngest son,
was just what he feared,
he tried to raise him right,
but turned out too weird,
that’s when Dusty said with total frustration,
that drugs and cheap condoms was a bad combination,
I know it keeps Cody awake,
to know he wasn’t planned and he was a mistake

Cacklin and dancin’ is all that you do,
no wonder that your wife is more popular than you,
you’re so desperate to make them cheer,
but The Rock is going make your title disappear,
you’re simply an embarrassment son,
just like Ja Morant when he’s waving a gun

You’re all so entitled, obnoxious and brash,
Some of you have sex, but you have to pay cash
your hero’s gonna bleed and need some stitches,
so whine about that you crybaby bitches,
there’s some lines you just don’t cross
you all can kiss the ass of The Final Boss 

The Rock will step back into the ring at WrestleMania XL as he teams with Roman Reigns against Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins on the first night, Saturday, April 6. 

Fans can check out the full card for WrestleMania here.

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