Dalton Castle: Christian Cage Is The TNT Champion? Bull Crap, He Doesn’t Know Drama!

Kids, come quick, unhinged Dalton Castle is in front of a microphone again. 

Dalton Castle is a man who has no fear and will smash his face through a window in order to gain access to fondue. He is also a man who knows drama and the TNT Network knows drama. It is for this reason that Castle can’t believe that Christian Cage is the current AEW TNT Champion. 

Cage and Luchasaurus ran afoul of Castle on the November 11 AEW Collision, distracting him during his match with Nick Wayne. After the show, Dalton “Drama” Castle was all wound up in his interview with Lexy Nair. 

Castle would threaten to break Luchasaurus’ knees should he ever touch The Boys again and go on a tirade about how Christian Cage doesn’t truly understand drama the way he does. 

“I lost to Nick Wayne?! That’s ridiculous! I’m sorry, Lexy. I’m not yelling at you. I’m not mad at you. It’s just this whole situation,” he began. “Doesn’t anybody follow the rules anymore?! Rules are rules, Lexy. It makes me so Furious. I’m just so mad. I want to punch a stranger in the face! Christian Cage came out there, right? He’s the TNT Champion? Bull crap. That guy doesn’t know drama. You want to see drama? You come to this peacock. I am the one the people crave. The viewers want to see ‘Dalton Drama Castle.’ 

“Christian Cage is dull, he’s dense, he’s dumb,” Castle continues. “Luchasaurus is an underdeveloped pollywog sticking his nose in other people’s business. Lucahsaurus — Lexy, put the mic in my mouth! Luchasaurus, you put your hands on my boys again, and I’m going to break your knees, you hear me?! I’m furious! I’m livid! Lexy, I mean this, I am not mad at you, but I’m livid.”

EXCLUSIVE: @LexyNair catches up with a very frustrated @theDALTONcastle following his match against @thenickwayne.

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Poor Lexy was stressed out by the end of this interview, which can’t be good for her desire to ascend back to the ranking of Athena’s bestie over in Ring of Honor. 

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