CM Punk Confirms Danhausen Has No Nipples, Is Son Of Happy Humphrey
Breaking news from CM Punk.
The wrestling world is talking about CM Punk for one reason or another, and CM Punk is talking about Danhausen.
In a new Instagram story, CM Punk ran into Rancid’s Lars Frederiksen, who asked if Danhausen was the illegitimate son of Haystacks Calhoun. Punk said that rumor is false, and that Danhausen is a descendent of Happy Humphrey.
Also, Danhausen has no nipples.
That’s not spooky.
The exchange between Punk and Lars ended with the two begrudgingly shaking hands and Lars said, “Fuck you Phil! You’re a cancer!”
This new CM Punk IG story just lightened up my mood — —
“You’re a cancer” —-
pic.twitter.com/Av12ZbOb9d— Teffo (@Teffo_01) May 18, 2023
Punk has been active with Instagram stories throughout Wednesday, calling out gossip reporting, people keeping his name in their mouths, giving Larry a job, firing Larry, and telling people to touch grass.
Fightful Select has more information regarding Punk’s status with the comany ahead of the debut of AEW Collision.
