Big E: My Dream WrestleMania Entrance Is For The New Day To Be Pooped Out Of A Trojan Unicorn
A little bit of razzle dazzle, historical references, and an allusion to poop is what Big E’s WrestleMania entrance dreams are made of.
Everybody dreams of their perfect WrestleMania entrance. In most cases, that includes spectacular theatrics and much pyro. For Big E, his dream was to see himself, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods pooped out the back of a unicorn.
In the past, The New Day has hosted WrestleMania and paid tribute to such properties as Dragon Ball Z, but for the man who once proudly carried the surname of Langston, he just wants to pretend to be pooped out of a mythological creature.
“There’s probably a better answer, but right now, I’m going to give you — so we had this silly idea of much like a Trojan horse, but a unicorn. So we wanted this giant wooden unicorn, just that would probably cost, you know, half a million dollars to make, if not more, just a giant unicorn Trojan horse being pushed in, or being drawn by rope, and then we come out of the butt,” said E to Cageside Seats. “I think it’d be a flap, a flap that’s lifted up, and we’re pooped out of the butt, and we slide down the back of this unicorn Trojan horse. We’re pooped out. That would be my number one dream entrance.”
Big E Langston is still sidelined after suffering a broken neck in March of 2022. Fans can read the latest update on his condition here.
As for more WrestleMania entrance news, Cody Rhodes says fans should expect the amount of pyro during his entrance at WrestleMania to set a record. Learn more here.
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