Kevin Hart Would Hit Wrestlers With Peanut Butter, Beat Brock Lesnar With A Poke If He Were In WWE

Would Kevin Hart make a good WWE Superstar?

According to The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) and Kevin Hart, they believe he would. The two men sat down for a game of Agree To Disagree on LADbible TV where it was asked if Hart would make a good WWE superstar. 

Both men strongly agreed. 

KH: Yes. Yes. I already know what I would do. My guy that I would create, nobody has ever really incorporated food into wrestling. My whole thing would be peanut butter. ‘You want things to get a little nutty, butta?’ That would be my tagline. ‘Oh God, here comes Kevin Hart. He’s going into his shorts.’ [Hart imitates a wrestler and hits his opponent with an object]. Nutty Butter all over their face. 

DJ: What’s a finishing move?

KH: I didn’t think that through. I thought the Nutty Butter would take you out. 

DJ: No, no. It’s a bunch of wrestlers. They’ll like the peanut butter. They would lick it. 

KH: That’s when I would give them the Handy. [Holds up and shakes hand]. I would come across. 

DJ: Like a lay the smackdown kind of thing?

KH: Or, I would give them the poke of death. [Holds up finger].

DJ: Where would you poke them?

KH: In the forehead. Take this, fucker. 

DJ: That doesn’t do anything. 

KH: Yeah it does. My fingers have been all over the world. [Pokes opponent and stomps].

DJ: Let me create this hypothetical scenario. You and Brock Lesnar.

KH: I want some. I want some of that. 

DJ: He’s 6’3”, 280 pound beast. 

KH: Sounds like lunch. 

DJ: That’s lunch?

KH: Sounds like lunch in a bowl. 

DJ: How would you beat that ass?

KH: Hey, Brock! AKA, my bitch. It’s time for you to get a little thing called The Poke! [Pokes]. [Imitates Hulk Hogan voice] Let me tell you something. I’m gonna tell you where I want Brock. He’s got nothing on me. He’s a vegetable. A piece of broccoli. I’ll snap him in half and throw the piece I don’t want away. [Poke]. 

Both men laughed throughout the segment but Hart makes a good point about the distant lack of peanut butter based offense in WWE. The poke has also won world championships for wrestlers in the past. 

The Rock and Hart are promoting their new film new film “DC League of Super-Pets,” which is set to hit theaters on July 29.

Recently, The Rock was asked about his daughter Simone (Ava Raine in NXT) making her debut at a live event. You can find his comments by clicking here. 

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