Danhausen Can’t Curse HOOK, Jericho Appreciation Society Parody WWE Intro, And More | AEW Fight Size
Here is your post-AEW fight size update for Wednesday, April 13, 2022.
– Dynamite began with CM Punk scoring a big win over Penta Oscuro.
GTS!!! @CMPunk scores the victory in this incredible opening match here on #AEWDynamite LIVE on @TBSNetwork! pic.twitter.com/kL7nPo3oNy
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Tony Nese has officially signed on as a client with Smart Mark Sterling.
– The second match of the night saw Jurassic Express successfully defend the AEW Tag Team Titles against reDRagon. After the match, FTR came out and got into a shoving match with Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish.
Is FTR on the hunt for ANOTHER belt? Drop your hot takes below — #AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/AtvTaEYPke
— AEW on TV (@AEWonTV) April 14, 2022
– Eddie Kingston, Santana, and Ortiz showed up at the private airstrip where the Jericho Appreciation Society landed for Dynamite and attacked 2point0, stealing their shoes.
– Tony Khan has made it official that Toni Storm and Jamie Hayter will face off in round one of the Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament.
– Wardlow invaded Dynamite once again, this time making it all the way to ringside before being detained by security. That said, he did enough to send MJF running, causing him to get counted out and lose his match to Capt. Shawn Dean.
As a result of count-out, #TheCaptain @ShawnDean773 gets another W over @The_MJF! #AEWDynamite is LIVE on @TBSNetwork right now! pic.twitter.com/GL64UdqqCu
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Before their music hit, the Jericho appreciation Society parodied WWE’s classic introduction by saying, “The Jericho Appreciation Society, for over five weeks, the recognized symbol of excellence of sports entertainers.”
Jericho and Co. would go on to win the match against Kingston, Santana, and Ortiz after Le Champion hit The Mad King with his baseball bat.
The #SportsEntertainers #JerichoAppreciationSociety (@IAmJericho/@GarciaWrestling/@RealJakeHager) are here at #AEWDynamite and we are LIVE from New Orleans on @TBSNetwork! pic.twitter.com/HB7NiQZ3dm
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Malakai Black sent a message to Fuego Del Sol saying that what the house gives, the house will take. He added that Brody King and Buddy Matthews were not with him because he wants Fuego to be scared of the shadows.
– To view all the matches that were announced for the April 15 episode of Rampage, April 16 Battle of the Belts, and April 20 Dynamite, click on the corresponding link.
– HOOK’s interview was interrupted by Tony Nese, who said they should be talking to someone who earned their spot rather than a kid who was gifted it. HOOK stood up and scared Nese and Mark Sterling away. Danhausen then appeared and tried once again to curse HOOK but still had no success.
Did @tonynese strike a nerve in the Cold-Hearted, Handsome Devil @730hook?
Tune in NOW to #AEWDynamite LIVE on @tbsnetwork! pic.twitter.com/i8SX5vJu1B
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Marina Shafir defeated Skye Blue. Jade Cargill was watching in the back but didn’t seem bothered by Shafir’s dominant display.
And #TheProblem @MarinaShafir is dominant in victory tonight on #AEWDynamite as TBS Champion @Jade_cargill watches on! We are LIVE on @TBSNetwork right now! pic.twitter.com/KHRXDL4tFZ
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Thanks to interference from Taz, Powerhouse Hobbs and Ricky Starks were able to pick up the win over Keith Lee and Swerve Strickland.
A timely intervention by @OfficialTAZ gets the win for #TeamTaz @truewilliehobbs and @starkmanjones tonight on #AEWDynamite LIVE on @TBSNetwork! pic.twitter.com/x9eFsOkAWc
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022
– Nyla Rose and Thunder Rosa brawled backstage after the AEW Women’s Champion threw the cake Nyla brought her in her face. They will face off for the belt this Saturday at AEW Battle of the Belts II.
– In the main event, Samoa Joe defeated Minoru Suzuki to become the new ROH World Television Champion. He was attacked after the match by Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, and a debuting Satnam Singh.
A despicable scene to end a huge night of #AEWDynamite on TBS tonight as @TheLethalJay, @sonjaydutterson and @hellosatnam stand over new the ROH World TV Champion @samoajoe! pic.twitter.com/LT0YiIYUft
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) April 14, 2022